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Friday, June 22nd, 2012

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Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Wins! Tony Stewart Declares National Holiday!

Monday, June 18th, 2012

Dale Earnhardt, Jr. won some NASCAR race Up In Michigan (a great Hemingway story) and everyone celebrated except the driver who came in second who wanted to point out that, “It’s not a national holiday, guys. I mean, this morning they were celebrating his fourth anniversary of his last win, so I guess we’re all in a state of mourning now ’cause he’s broke that string now, so I don’t know what we’re all supposed to think.”

But we think Tony is missing the point. Dale Earnhardt didn’t just stop losing but he did it on Father’s Day! A national holiday! Of course in NASCAR terms, Dale Earnhardt Sr. was the “father” of modern NASCAR so it was a double national holiday. Later everyone said that Stewart was just tired — and now we all are.

Coke Security Camera Ad | Don’t Be A H8ER!

Saturday, June 16th, 2012

How can anyone not love the random acts of kindness and heroism and friendship in the Coke ad set to Give A Little Bit. You know what the complaint is? It’s an ad for Coke. So? Don’t like Coke, multi-nationals or anything you have been taught to hate? Pretend it is just the work of a massively talented blogger who spent 100s of hours culling and cutting this pretty spectacular piece of work and then drink a glass of water.


Are You Looking Forward To The 2012 Election Like We Are?

Friday, June 15th, 2012

Of course there will be two elections this fall. One that exists in real life which deals with what direction the country should go and how people’s lives can be made better — and REALLY how people are really doing. Then there will be another election which largely takes on the television. It’s all made up there but an enormous amount of energy goes in to developing a finessed position for one side or another. That’s the one we like. It’s bad behavior…it’s sexy…it’s mean. Bring it on. We are back at the controls.

Baracka Flacka Flame: Are You A Bad Person If You Laughed At This?

Friday, October 22nd, 2010


Wednesday, July 14th, 2010
Too Tan For Alaska

Too Tan For Alaska

Is it just me or is this former First Family of Alaska just a bit too tan to actually be from Alaska.  And they say people wonder if Obama tries to cover stuff up… The nerve of them.
We will have a poll on the current picture to decide if they used photoshop, airbrush tan, tanning bed or the increasingly popular tanning lotion.  You be the judge…

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston To Live Happily Ever After…

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010
Happily ever after?  NOT

Happily ever after? NOT!!!

You are thinking the same thing we are, REALLY?!?!?!?

How could we have picked a better story for the exiciting new re-launch of our popular web site You heard it right folks, Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have told the world, and Bristol’s mom, Sarah Palin that they are getting married. In another “REALLY?!?!?!?!?” moment they decided to inform 2008 Vice President Candidate Sarah Palin the same way they told the rst of the world, in an US WEEKLY cover story. So much for asking the father for his daughters hand in marriage. You can read up on the rest of the story at US WEEKLY of just click on to one of our great articles. The choice is up to you. We just thought you might want the option. How nice of us…

You could always sign up for Sarah Palin’s FaceBook Page by clicking here…

Till next article

We’re Back With The iPhone Alphabet App. Really?!?!

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

The Really:  Some dude really had enough down time and found enough apps to make his own iPhone Font.  Kinda…  The only letter he couldn’t come up with is “W” but with that exception, it is a pretty noteworthy accomplishment.  Here is the YouTube video to prove it!

And yes everyone, is REALLY back for good.

Film Of Tiger Woods Accident From China?

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

It’s All In The Name… Grady Sizemore

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009
Grady Sizemore Nude Photo

Tea Anyone...?

Well what can we say? The Cleveland Indians superstar center fielder might also turn out to be a centerfold… Grady Sizemore (gotta love the name) had damn near naked pictures he took of himself and sent to his girl friend posted on the internet. MLB has contacted several sites that are posting these pictures but there are a few sites that have refused to take them down.  Maybe we will get an email from too?  Until then, thinks these compelling pictures provide us with a few HARD facts about Grady:

  1. With a salary of in 2009 of $4,766,666 as reported by, you would think he could spring for the new iPhone 3G. I mean, my salary doesn’t have anywhere near that many numbers in it and I have it. Come on bro, upgrade. Besides, the picture quality is better on the 3G.
  2. The dude works out and if snaggin baseballs in Jacobs Field doesn’t turn out to be his thing he has some career options…
  3. His girlfriend should probably be a bit more careful with her email account.  I mean, someone had to know that she had some gold nuggets (no pun intended) in her account.
  4. He likes himself a lot to take that many pictures and the 15 or so on probably are just the good ones…
  5. Last but not least… Sizemore does matter.