It’s All In The Name… Grady Sizemore
Tuesday, December 1st, 2009
Tea Anyone...?
Well what can we say? The Cleveland Indians superstar center fielder might also turn out to be a centerfold… Grady Sizemore (gotta love the name) had damn near naked pictures he took of himself and sent to his girl friend posted on the internet. MLB has contacted several sites that are posting these pictures but there are a few sites that have refused to take them down. Maybe we will get an email from MLB.com too? Until then, BlogReally.com thinks these compelling pictures provide us with a few HARD facts about Grady:
- With a salary of in 2009 of $4,766,666 as reported by ESPN.com, you would think he could spring for the new iPhone 3G. I mean, my salary doesn’t have anywhere near that many numbers in it and I have it. Come on bro, upgrade. Besides, the picture quality is better on the 3G.
- The dude works out and if snaggin baseballs in Jacobs Field doesn’t turn out to be his thing he has some career options…
- His girlfriend should probably be a bit more careful with her email account. I mean, someone had to know that she had some gold nuggets (no pun intended) in her account.
- He likes himself a lot to take that many pictures and the 15 or so on DeadSpin.com probably are just the good ones…
- Last but not least… Sizemore does matter.
Tiger Woods 911 Call
Monday, November 30th, 2009Well everyone else is getting hits from this post so why not us right? This is the soon to be famous 911 call that has just been released as of this morning. What you will hear is a scattered neighbor calling 911. Several seconds of the call have been omitted as to protect the identity of the caller and specific location of the accident. Enjoy…
Is Allen Iverson’s Retirement Statement “Just Practice…?”
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009
In a statement posted on NBA analyst, Steven A. Smith’s web site the 10-time All-Star and four-time scoring champion announced Wednesday his decision to retire from the National Basketball Association. Come on Allen? Really!?!?
Here is an excerpt from his statement:
“I would like to announce my plans to retire from the National Basketball Association,” the statement said. “I always thought that when I left the game, it would be because I couldn’t help my team the way that I was accustomed to. However, that is not the case.”
I believe that Allen will be back and furthur more, I believe he SHOULD BE BACK. This is one of the greatest guards in NBA history and he can still be a valuable part of ANY NBA team if utilized correctly. Allen is going to take this time to reconsider his career, what he wants and what he may be able to get and come back with a renewed fire. I hope he lands on a contender and finally obtains that elusive Championship Trophy.
This was a statement made in the passion of the moment and I believe he will be on a team before the mid-season All Star Game.
For those of us who loved his “Practice” press conference here is the video with a limited edition counter so you can sit back and relax while keeping track of how many times he says the word “practice.” Enjoy…
Oprah To End Show In 2011 In Time For The 2012 Apocolypse
Thursday, November 19th, 2009View more news videos at: http://www.nbcchicago.com/video.
The Really: MSNBC reports Oprah Show to end in 2011. We know why!!
According to MSNBC, The Oprah Show will end in 2011 and she will move on to run her new network OWN in Los Angeles. SHE WILL BE MAKING THE ANNOUNCEMENT TOMORROW ON HER SHOW.
We think Sarah Palin told Oprah off camera that the world is ending in 2012 according to the Mayan calendar. This also explains why Palin is running for President now rather than waiting for an election.
Obama’s Plot To Destroy Christmas
Thursday, November 19th, 2009
The Really: A quick-witted line stander at the HUGE Grand Rapids Sarah Palin book thingie has shown why the PEOPLE are always smarter than the GOVERNMENT!
The event also drew its share of more ideological conservatives. Bob Weinert, 56, a fencing salesman from Lansing, said he’d heard Rush Limbaugh say recently that Palin is “the most conservative candidate out there.” She represents, he said, “limited government and traditional values,” including “putting homos back in the closet.” “And putting Christmas in the stores,” added his wife, Rexanna, who said she felt she could trust the “down-to-earth” Palin. A few minutes later, a diffident young man wandered by with a handmade “Homos for Palin” t-shirt until he encountered a mall security guard. “You’ve got to zip it up or leave,” said the security guard and the young man, who said he was a college student but wouldn’t give his name, complied.
So what was the GOVERNMENT’S reaction to this wise Michigonian? Take it out on Palin!!! That’s right. Right after Bob made this statement in Grand Rapids the news that North Pole Alaska has been banned by the US POSTAL SERVICE! That’s right Virginia, I mean Alaska, there is no more address for the North Pole for kids to send their letters to Santa. Time to dust off your teabag!
Japanese Subs With Aircraft Intended To Bomb East Coast In WW II Found!
Tuesday, November 17th, 2009The Really: National Geographic Channel on two Japanese subs found in Pacific on their way (with airplanes with folding wings on board) to bomb the US.
Carrie Prejean Sex Tape Boyfriend Says She Is A Liey-Lie-Liar
Friday, November 13th, 2009
The Really: Boyfriend claims that Prejean (who is shocked at the media response to her media blitz) was not 17 when she made her sex tapes for him. What younger?
TMZ reported the old boyfriend’s response:
“Gossip site TMZ had previously reported that a sex tape had been the reason for the settlement; a subsequent TMZ report, posted on Nov. 12, said that a man (who asked not be identified) had spoken with the site and claimed to be the boyfriend for whom Prejean had made the video. He also claimed that the video was not the only one of its kind, and said that Prejean had contacted him to ask that he claim that she had been 17 years old when the video was made.”
The TODAY show teased the story endlessly this morning and made it sound like THE BOYFRIEND would be interviewed but actually they just used audio FROM TMZ. What would the mainstream media do without bloggers!?
Too Much Captain Found In United Airlines Pilot…
Wednesday, November 11th, 2009
British police arrest United Airlines Pilot who was about to fly a plane from London to the US. Erwin Vermont Washington, 51 was ratted out by another United Airlines employee who told Airport Police that she suspected the Pilot who was about to fly a Boeing 767 aircraft at London’s Heathrow airport, was drunk. The police stopped Washington from entering the plane, gave him a breath test which he fail and charging him with being on duty while his blood-alcohol level was over the limit. United Airlines has since removed the pilot from service pending an internal investigation.
Sometimes ratting out a person has the potential to save hundreds of lives. Bravo to the employee who had enough of a moral compass to get the job done. BlogReally salutes you!