Plaxico Misses Foot; Shoots Self In Leg Instead

Saturday, November 29th, 2008

The Really: The march of the New York Giants back to the Super Bowl was lacking a little drama.

So someone had to shoot himself in the foot. But it will not be Eli who has his eyes on the prize.

Taj Hotel Standoff Is Over (Again)

Friday, November 28th, 2008

The Really: The terrorist standoff at the Taj Hotel in Mumbai is now over, again.
MSNBC is now reporting the standoff is over (and provides an excellent recap of the other times the standoff has been declared over in the past three days.)
Forgive us for not outsourcing.

Why They Call It Black Friday

Friday, November 28th, 2008

The Really: A Wal-Mart employee was killed and a woman suffered a miscarriage when a crowd broke through the doors at 5:00 am to hunt for “bargains” at a Wal-Mart on Long Island.

So is this why they call it Black Friday? American shoppers have always been insane but add the evil of the recent economic [...]

Sarah Palin Around With Obama Who Pals Around With Terrorists

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

The Really: I really don’t understand how Sarah can accuse Obama of befriending a terrorist but then associate with Barack when it suits their needs. Can’t she just pick one direction and stick with it? No!
Alaska State Governor and recent losing party participant in the 2008 Presidential Election, Sarah Palin will attend [...]

Seattle, New Home To Hitlers Golden Bookmark

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

The Really: A Seattle Starbucks was the trading place for Hitler’s stolen Golden Bookmark until the seller found out the buyer was a Cop. Patrons could hear him saying, “Really?!?” (in a Romanian accent)

Mumbai Attacks Continue

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

The Really: Who is really behind these vicious attacks that have killed more then 100 and wounded 300 plus?
Stay up to the minute with this and its sister reports by reading CNN’s stories!

Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Scares Children!

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

The Really: These are real photos of real balloons that have been in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
You think times are bad now?! Look at this photo of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade from the 1930s? Sheesh.
These come from the Bowery Boys; one of the best blogs on the internet and careful stewards of [...]

Palin To Stump For Saxby: Martin Camp Rejoices

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

The Really: The Governor of Alaska will campaign for the a good old boy Senator in Georgia run-off. Makes sense…in a Republican way.

Hoping that Georgia is more like Alaska but warmer, Sarah Palin will campaign for Saxby Chambliss prior to his run-off with Democrat Jim Martin.

The question is: is this a Thanksgiving Day present for [...]

Ann Coulter: Wired

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

The Really: Ann Coulter unbelievably strong right wing pundit broke her jaw and had to have it wired?

Page Six reported it and many news outlets are laughing so hard up their sleeve it is scary, but indeed there are reports that Coulter broke her jaw after a fall (metaphor?) and has had to have [...]

President Bush Unveils New Great Depression Fashion

Monday, November 24th, 2008

The Really: Doing his part in the worldwide economic depression crisis, the President unveils a new low cost fashion style to replace those costly suits and coats which are destroying the economy.