Ted Stevens Falls Further Behind In Voting

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

The Really: A poll watcher in Anchorage? The beacon of truth from the frosty north Mudflats blog is reporting early results of the next round of vote counting is increasing Mayor Mark Begich’s lead over felon-not-felon Ted Stevens. If Ted was seat holding for Sarah Palin, they might want to look into Plan B.

A-Rod Has The Itch And Kate Won’t Snitch?

Monday, November 17th, 2008

The Really: Is A-Rod really into Kate Hudson? Answer: Does a fat kid love cake? D.U.H. Despite Madonna -N- Friends best efforts to keep Alex Rodriguez busy and happy he managed to get to know Kate Hudson a bit better this weekend. Come on Madge, keeping the Free Worlds most eligible bachelor away from hot [...]

Lion Of The Senate Returns And Brings The Dogs

Monday, November 17th, 2008

The Really: He brought his dogs? Teddy Kennedy stopped to answer questions on his return to the Senate after 6 months while still undergoing treatment for brain cancer. His wife is with him and if you look carefully, she is holding the leashes of the Kennedy dogs. Their names are Sunny and Splash.

The Cuban Shizzle Crisis

Monday, November 17th, 2008

The Really: Will Mark Cuban handle jail as well as Martha did? The SEC has filed insider trading charges against eternally smug and frequently shouty basketball owner and dot-com-bust avoider Mark Cuban. Funny enough, one of Mark’s ventures is a site which tracks market trading frauds: CNBC reports that Cuban sold the 600,000 shares of [...]

Can Jesus Save Kanye West From Himself?

Friday, November 14th, 2008

The Really: What is it going to take for Kanyeeze to chill the F out and stop getting into fights with the same camera men that make him his millions? Really Kanye, give it a rest! Yet again Kanye West found himself in trouble with the law. This time it was in England. New place [...]

Will Hill Be The Next Condy?

Friday, November 14th, 2008

The Really: News agencies are clamoring to find out if the news about Hillary Clinton being the top candidate for Secretary of State is really true. Reports are that Hillary is at the top of the list. Stay tuned as BlogReally.com follows Obama and his Cabinet selections.

Maybe We Should Call You Neel "Cash-and-Carry?"

Friday, November 14th, 2008

The Really: Neel Kashkari (Assistant Bailout Czar) needs a bailout from the crazy mean Congressmen today. Congressmen tear Neel a new one. Video to follow.“I assure you the secretary is passionate about this,” Kashkari said.“Passionate about what?” Kucinich said.“About helping homeowners,” Kashkari replied.“Where?” Kucinich asked, sarcastically. “What country?”“We are using all the tools available to [...]

Aniston Called Uncool For Uncool Comment By Totally Cool Brad Pitt

Friday, November 14th, 2008

The Really: How uncool is it to call someone uncool? Whoa. Brad called Jen to say: “Uncool, girlfriend.” Didn’t Brad uncoolly split with Jen with another woman he was making a movie with? How uncool was that? So if what Jen said in Vogue was uncool; do two uncools make a cool?

"Show Me The Money," Congress Says

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

The Really: The banks never loaned that bailout money? Today Congress got around to asking banks why they are HOARDING the bailout money while soon one out of three houses on the market will be a repo, hundreds of thousands lose their jobs, and the stock market wends its way towards 3 figures? Meanwhile back [...]

Don’t Count Your Mooses Before They Hatch

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

The Really: Sarah Palin has it all figured out during her many interviews she doesn’t rule out stepping into the the seat of now and future king Ted Stevens… But wait. Although Palin and others continue to say Stevens has won, the outcome is not only in doubt but starting to tide towards Begich. Read [...]