Taepodong-2 Launch Ruled Impotent

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

The Really: So North Korea’s big deal rocket launch was shooting blanks? Analysis fo the Taepodong-2 rocket launch which scared everybody and did nothing actually never really reached any kind of space erection. Based on the reports cited in the New York Times, the rocket fell flacicdly into the sea when it prematurely ended it’s [...]

Thank God For The Palin’s and Levi

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

The Really: As if the news of Todd “Dog Musher” Palin’s half sister being busted for theft wasn’t enough, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin blasted Levi Johnston in the news today for talking about his sex exploits with Tyra Banks Show to be aired April 6th. Really…? Yes, Really! When asked if Levi thought Bristol’s mom [...]

Charles Charles McGalls Keeps Pressure On D.Wade

Saturday, April 4th, 2009

The Really: Like it or not, Dwayne Wade is really gonna either have to play this guy in his game of 1 on 1 “TO 10 BY 1 GOTTA WIN BY 2!!!!!!!!” or get him arrested for harassment. In our recent exclusive interview with Charles C. McGalls via Skype we were able to get him [...]

Plaxico Shoots Himself Giants Cut Him — Painful

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

The Really: The Giants sliced and diced Plaxico off their roster before he could shoot them in the foot! The self inflicted gun shot wound victim Plaxico Burress was delievered another shot to his ego when the New York Giants cut him from their roster. I guess the Giants didn’t want to take any chances [...]