Names We Would Like To See On The White House Visitor’s Log
Saturday, October 31st, 2009
photo credit: Blue Herald
The Really: The White House Visitor log partially released in a Friday afternoon news dump has a bunch of famous people on it or are not famous people at all?
Not Angela Davis (the activist); not Bill Ayers (the spawn of Satan); not Michael Jordon (who dunks).
But here are some others we would like to see:
Abraham Hoffman who took the White House tour this year and who runs a bakery in Seacacus is often mistaken with Steal This Book yippie Abbie Hoffman –who is dead!–and when customers kid about this he wearily says, “You want the apple or the raspberry?”
Calvin Coolridge who says, “Yeah like the president but not spelled the same way.”
Mary Monroe a school teacher from Des Moines who looks nothing like the blonde bombshell and is a brunette anyway.
Paddy Hearst who is from Ireland and rarely reads the newspapers.
Diego Rivera who runs an auto body fix-it shop in California but who only paints after using a really good grey primer.
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