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The Really:  A quick-witted line stander at the HUGE Grand Rapids Sarah Palin book thingie has shown why the PEOPLE are always smarter than the GOVERNMENT!

The event also drew its share of more ideological conservatives. Bob Weinert, 56, a fencing salesman from Lansing, said he’d heard Rush Limbaugh say recently that Palin is “the most conservative candidate out there.” She represents, he said, “limited government and traditional values,” including “putting homos back in the closet.” “And putting Christmas in the stores,” added his wife, Rexanna, who said she felt she could trust the “down-to-earth” Palin. A few minutes later, a diffident young man wandered by with a handmade “Homos for Palin” t-shirt until he encountered a mall security guard. “You’ve got to zip it up or leave,” said the security guard and the young man, who said he was a college student but wouldn’t give his name, complied.

So what was the GOVERNMENT’S reaction to this wise Michigonian? Take it out on Palin!!! That’s right.  Right after Bob made this statement in Grand Rapids the news that North Pole Alaska has been banned by the US POSTAL SERVICE! That’s right Virginia, I mean Alaska, there is no more address for the North Pole for kids to send their letters to Santa. Time to dust off your teabag!

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