Tea Bag Tuesday With Sarah P!
Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009
I got up this morning to the sounds of screaming children and revving snow machines and yelled from my bed (careful not to move the little donut I use to keep from getting a stiff neck), “Don’t y’all know what today is! It’s Tea Bag Tuesday!”
Instead of dealing with all the noise I retreated to my secret soundproof closet and switched on the light over my Electronic Chessboard Of Electioneering to see what moves need to be made in THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR TIME. No, sillies not the Presidential election, TEA BAG TUESDAY which along with the famous Beer Hall Putsch will go in history as the day the music died and the…where was I?
My claws….I mean my hands hover over the pieces on the board with the names Virginia, New Jersey, and Godforsaken Upstate New York. I wish you could see the smile on my face. I wish I could!! This is going to be some day but there is still work to do.
Stay tuned, I’m a thinking there is gonna be some voting going on today!
Well the polls have closed in Virginia! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee! Yes, Virginia there is a Republican Party. I love Virginia ham and all those battlefields but they don’t get enough snow down there. But the Republican won of course and NO GOOD DEEDS GOES UNPUNISHED! Can you feel it! The 91/12ers are just a day away from the 9/13ers! “Bristol, don’t you let that wang exposer Levi Johnston in the house. He can slip the check under the door. Ask’em how his drug-dealing mother is doing? Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Oh early results show Cristies in the lead in NJ. Corzine you Wall Street banker, I’ve found you! I know what is happening in the 23rd…I feel pretty, o, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and wise!
Beck will try to take credit for this but I know who did this! I did this! Look out Levi. I got my wood chipper hooked to my snow machine and I am coming for your wang!
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