During today’s taping of The Late Show, David Letterman told the audience that he was Married on March 19th 2009 to long time (23 years long) Regina Lasko. The NOW married couple had a child together in 2003. Sorry AARP member ladies, but Dave is officially off the 2010 Most Eligible Member Bachelor Calendar!

Kimbo Slice was supposed to be the main event in the second nationally televised broadcast of Mixed Martial Arts from EliteXC and CBS. Kimbo’s opponent, MMA Hall of Famer Ken Shamrock pulled out of the match with a cut eye from a pre-match workout that even his brother called foolish. The second and biggest letdown of the night came when Kimbo got SLICED with a right hook that led to his 14 second defeat against a virtual unknown. Take a look at the video. It really was a good butt whoopin. No fix on here but maybe some luck… You be the judge.