The Really 1: Rapper DMX AKA Earl Simmons get a year of probation for chucking a metal food tray at a jail guard. Dude, really?!?! Come on, be more creative then that. I don’t know who to blame here, DMX for chucking a food tray, the punk Corrections Officer for not beating his butt and leaving it at that or the Associated Press for reporting this story… You decide.

The Really 2: Bret Michaels Gets A Broken Nose And A Fat Lip At The Tony Awards. Hair band rock star and reality show booby prize for women with more plastic surgery then a season of Nip / Tuck got smashed in the face by a descending prop during his performance at the Tony Awards last night. We should get him a T-Shirt that says, “I did the Tony Awards and all I got was a fat lip and broken shnozer!”

So who wins the prize folks, DMX chucks a cafeteria tray or Bret Michaels gets KOed by prop in the 1st round of the Tony Awards?