Ted Stevens Falls Further Behind In Voting

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

The Really: A poll watcher in Anchorage? The beacon of truth from the frosty north Mudflats blog is reporting early results of the next round of vote counting is increasing Mayor Mark Begich’s lead over felon-not-felon Ted Stevens. If Ted was seat holding for Sarah Palin, they might want to look into Plan B.

The First Dude Makes Out Like A Maverick

Friday, November 7th, 2008

The Really: Daddy needs some new shoes? Huffington Post is now reporting that not just Sarah Palin likes to shop. Apparently the “first dude” of Alaska likes the finer things in life too. When you ride a snowmobile for three days you need some of them lower 48 silk boxer shorts.

Lower 48 Pronounced Palin Free

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

The Really: Is she gone? News reports say that Sarah Palin has left the lower 48 and returned to Alaska USA this afternoon. Gone but not forgotten and though someone, somewhere has convinced this person that they should run for national office we perfer to keep the sterotype of Alaskans as being survivalists, or nut [...]

Please Turn Off My TV, I Can’t Stop Watching Election Coverage

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

The Really: We really want the fat lady to sing her ass off already. I don’t know if this Election is more tiresome then ones past but as my Grandma says after a good game of shuffleboard, “I’m pooped.” I have watched the Race For 08′ as I have watched no other. Voices were cracking [...]